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Songs: Prayer to God, Squirrel Song, Mama Gina, QRJ, Ghosts, Song Against Itself, Canaveral, New Number Order, Shoe Song, Watch Song, The End of Radio, Steady as She Goes, Be Prepared, Elephant, Genuine Lulabelle, Kittypants, Boycott, Paco, Spoke, Didn’t We Deserve a Look at You the Way You Really Are, This Is a Picture, Disgrace, Mouthpiece, Canada, Rush Job, House Full of Garbage, Copper, My Black Ass, Pull the Cup, The Admiral, Crow, Song of the Minerals, A Minute, The Idea of North, Dog and Pony Show, Boche’s Dick, Il Porno Star, Dude Incredible, Compliant, You Came in Me, Riding Bikes, All the Surveyors, The People’s Microphone, Gary, Mayor/Surveyor, Surveyor, WSOD, Girl From Outside, Chick New Wave, Tattoos, Wednesday, Scrappers, Days Are Dogs, How I Wrote How I Wrote Elastic Man (cock & bull), Scabby the Rat, I Don’t Fear Hell

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At Action Park (1994)

  1. My Black Ass

    Lyrics: My Black Ass

    Gonna eat what I pick
    And I hope you choke on it
    I'm proud to break a sweat
    
    Too late
    For Satchel Paige
    It's a Gary Cooper Story
    And it shines like Sammy's knee
    
    Gonna eat what I pick
    And I hope you choke on it
    When I dance I raise the dead
    Drop a nickel in my hat
    
    Take one look at your big smile
    
    Proud to break a sweat
    
    My black ass
  2. Pull the Cup
  3. The Admiral

    Lyrics: The Admiral

    It Comes As no Surprise He's Taken By Surprise
    It Comes As no Surprise He's Taken By Surprise
    That's the Man, i Say His Always Ahead
    That's the Admiral His Taking in His Cock
    
    It Comes As no Surprise He's Taken By Surprise
    It Comes As no Surprise He's Taken By Surprise
    That's Man Who Says It's Your Turn in the Barrel
    That's the Admiral Taking in His Cock
    
    She Walked Into the Admiral
    Looking For Someone
    Show Me What You Can Do He Asked
    She?
  4. Crow

    Lyrics: Crow

    He flies as a crow flies
    Straight to her
    
    Why?
    
    Tell her
    Something
    
    He promises her he will not do
    All the things
    He has already
    Done to her
    
    She flies as a crow flies
    In a straight line
    Straight to him
    
    Why?
    
    Listen
    
    Time flies as a crow flies
    In a straight line
    Through you not around you
    Your life is only
    That with which
    Time
    Has its
    Way with you
    
    In the corner
    Of my eye
    .
    .
    Underneath
    .
    .
    .
    
    Back street
    In the corner
    Wait till
    It gets warmer
    .
    Do the honor
    Swing blade
    Underwater
    
    Cuz
    He's
    Calling
    The crow
    He's
    Calling
    The crow
    
    In the corner
    Of my eye
    In the corner
    Is the sky
    In the corner
    With the birds
    .
    .
    
    Cuz
    He's
    Calling
    The crow
    He's
    Calling
    The crow
    He's
    Calling
    The crow
    He's
    Calling
    The crow
  5. Song of the Minerals

    Lyrics: Song of the Minerals

    Eat yourself out of house and home
    Go home
    There's nothing there because
    You eat yourself out of house and home
    Throw up
    And do it again
    
    Make a meal of nothing at all
    Why?
    Makes you feel better
    Anything in your life you own
    It's alright
    If it makes you feel better
    
    Cut yourself up and down your arms
    Both arms
    If it makes you feel better
    And they're your arms
    It's none of my business
    It's it's none of my business
    If it makes you feel better
    
    Fucking you is a total stranger
    Think about it he's a total stranger
    Why?
    It makes you feel better
    It's none of my business
    If it makes you feel better
    
    It's alright
    If it makes you feel better
    It's alright
    If it makes you feel better
    It's alright
    If it makes you feel better
    It's alright
    If it makes you feel better
    (X3)
    
    .
    .Now i think rock salt is salty
    .
    .Effervescent . powder
    .
    .
    .Felt car
    .
    .
    .
  6. A Minute

    Lyrics: A Minute

    No doubt you've got your reasons
    What are they put up next to mine?
    No doubt you thought about it for a minute
    And you, and you looked at him and said what the hell
    How could you?
    In a minute
    How could you?
    In a minute
    How could you?
    In a minute
    How could you?
    In a minute
    How could you?
    In a minute
    How could you?
    In a minute
    How could you?
    In a minute
    In a minute
    In a minute
    In a minute
    In a minute
    In a minute
    In a minute
    In a minute
    
    You had always looked up to me
    Probably thought you could do anything
    Cause every time you had the chance to prove
    Never thought what I would do
    And your actions never spoke
    How could you?
    In a minute
    How could you?
    In a minute
    In a minute
    In a minute
    In a minute
    In a ...
  7. The Idea of North

    Lyrics: The Idea of North

    He was from up north
    Part of? the North Academy?
    It could have been anywhere
    Let's say it was... wants
    Imagine living n goin' nuts
    Sitting caught in the void
    Imagine days without numbers attached
    Drinking of course
    I wrote him a letter
    Said "i'll never come home!"
    But he never sent it
    But he wrote it again n again
    Stacked up to the ceiling
    Then another stack
    Burn them all winter
    For heat
    Picture a chair
    And the way that he sits in it(it)
    He looks out the window
    I think he believes in it
  8. Dog and Pony Show

    Lyrics: Dog and Pony Show

    If I Could Walk, I'd Be a Miner.
    If I Could Talk, I'd Be a Preacher.
    
    If I Was a Preacher,
    Tell You What: I'd Save a Million Souls - Even You.
    If I Was a Miner,
    Tell You What: I'd Be a Damn Good One.
    
    This Ain't (?)
    (?) a Joke...
    Got Us All Worked Up...
    And Left Us Naked Out Here in the Sun.
    
    But Who Could Say It's Sad?
    I Attach no Importance to It,
    Just Because of My Hand,
    Just Because of My Shriveled Little Hand...
    I Could Be a Baseball Player.
    
    Doesn't Surprise Me Now,
    Even Though We Had a Map,
    Took Three Days to Find...
    (?)
    Taylor From Pizmo...
    
    At the Dog and Pony Show.
  9. Boche’s Dick

    Lyrics: Boche’s Dick

    Forty-two ax handles and a plug of star chewing tobacco between his eyes
    Babe, you big ox
    
    Forty-two Boche's dicks and a lie as white as a bad Canadian tie
    
    Wouldn't go halfway from one to the other of his eyes
    Begs the question, what about the size
    
    What about the size of a ...
    Mountain of a man, he's a ...
    Mountain of a man indeed
  10. Il Porno Star

    Lyrics: Il Porno Star

    Porno star arrive
    No English, no money
    Two things:
    Hung like a stallion, and iron wheel
    
    Becomes famous, and necklace
    This kind of fame
    You can never understand
    Full-a full-a full-a full-a
    Full-a cocaine and cosmetics
    Puffy dulls and prosthetics
    
    Back of the bus, now
    Back of the bus, now
    Back of the bus, now
    Back of the bus, now
    Back of the bus, now
    Bus!

Terraform (1998)

  1. Didn’t We Deserve a Look at You the Way You Really Are

    Lyrics: Didn’t We Deserve a Look at You the Way You Really Are

    For decades,
    You paraded around as a crazy bitch.
    Wretchedness - your lucky charm...
    Unknown bracelet displayed on your arm.
    
    All we saw is not how you are.
    
    Caught a glimpse of you
    In an unselfconscious smile.
    Reveal yourself.
    
    Didn't we deserve a look at you the way you really are?
  2. This Is a Picture

    Lyrics: This Is a Picture

    This is a picture
    Of things going a little out of hand.
    This is a sculpture
    Of a couple of things we gotta get straight
    
    Sooner rather than later
    A genius invents a tool
    To show the world what it
    What it means when
    When I'm in a bad mood
    
    There are angels there
    Know where they keep angels?
    Heaven, that's where
    
    I can't wait to die
    I can find me some
    That's where I'll find my wife
    When I'm through with my present one
  3. Disgrace

    Lyrics: Disgrace

    A boy
    Dreamed of a rocket
    And like a rocket
    Like a
    Like a? a piece of stone
    He flew
    Like a rocket
    He way flew
    Anyway he flew
    As a man
    ? Like a rocket
    Sitting in a chair
    Sitting in a chair
    Is an old man
    Anyway he flew
    Like a rocket
    Anyway he flew
  4. Mouthpiece

    Lyrics: Mouthpiece

    Blockhead...
    You're a Dummy...
    
    I Could Even See His Lips Move.
    
    It's Impressive How They Do It...
    Picture Your Head and Waive Out Excuses,
    The Things You Could Say With It.
    It's Made of Stone Or Iron;
    What If It Was Wood So I Could Burn It?
    
    Drink a Glass of Water...
    
    Blockhead! (Blockhead!)
    You're a Dummy! (Dummy!)
    And a Mouthpiece! (Blockhead!)
    (?) Minion! (Dummy!)
    
    Blockhead! (Blockhead!)
    You're a Dummy and a Mouthpiece! (Blockhead!)
    You're a Soulless Creep! (Dummy!)
    
    Blockhead! (Blockhead!)
    You're a Dummy! (Dummy!)
    And a Mouthpiece! (Blockhead!)
    (?)!
    
    I Could Even See His Lips Move...
    
    Put On Your Little Suit... Put On Blinky's Little Suit...
  5. Canada

    Lyrics: Canada

    We oughta name a song after you,
    Call it "Canada"
    Imagine a country so blue
    Asafetida
    
    I'm at a loss for words
    Explaining the sentiment
    Its size its lies substance(?)
    You invented it
    
    Imagine
    There was a time
    Your cigar was ironic
    You've been at it so long
    It's chronic
    
    We oughta name a song after you,
    Call it "Canada"
    Imagine a country so blue
    Backwards it's "adanaC"
  6. Rush Job

    Lyrics: Rush Job

    A new world
    In one week
    For quarter?
    Complete?
    
    We're chemical?
    Physical?
    ?
    ?
    
    Four quarter?
    Class M
    Carbon based
    Oxygen
    A blue ocean
    White cap
    Tectonic
    Formed land mass
    
    We're chemical?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    
    The light of heaven!
    The land!
    The stars!
    The game!
    The man!
    Day off.
  7. House Full of Garbage

    Lyrics: House Full of Garbage

    Imagine a man so tall
    Back on the ceiling
    Stoop over man to
    Get in his house
    Imagine a man so proud
    Build a monument to himself
    Mountain of garbage
    In his house
    
    Ask the boy
    Sleep in a tent outside
    Why?
    Imagine his wife
    Sleep in daybed
    Times they make love in it
    With the doo-doo and the feces on the wall and
    
    Imagine a man so tall
    Back on the ceiling
    He stoop over man to
    Get in his house
    Imagine a man so proud
    Build a monument to himself
    Mountain of garbage
    In his house
  8. Copper

    Lyrics: Copper

    Copper, let us take you
    To the furnace where we'll break you
    The fire so big and pretty, you could cry
    As you buckle you could ask me, "What was wrong with me before?
    Did I need the silver to be suitable?"
    Copper, I have a use for you, it's easy work and it suits you
    Dazzled dirty beauty, you must know
    Copper is a conductor and makes for decent cooking
    Dazzled by your beauty still you know
    Plated or anodized, you even fool a layman's eyes
    Presentable though you might be, it's unwise to try to fight me
    
    Copper - you'll never be gold (x2)

1000 Hurts (2000)

  1. Prayer to God

    Lyrics: Prayer to God

    To the one true God above
    Here is my prayer.
    Not the first you've heard
    But the first I wrote.
    (Not the first, but the others
    Were a long time ago...)
    There are two people here
    And I want you to kill them.
    
    Her, she can go quietly
    By disease, or a blow
    To the base of her neck
    Where her necklaces close.
    Where her garments come together
    Where I used to lay my face...
    That's where you oughta kill her
    In that particular place.
    
    Him, just fucking kill him.
    I don't care if it hurts.
    Yes I do -- I want it to.
    Fucking kill him but first
    Make him cry like a woman
    (No particular woman)
    Let him hold out, hope that
    Someone or other might come and
    
    Fuckin' kill him.
    Fuckin' kill him.
    Kill him already, kill him.
    
    Fuckin' kill him.
    Kill him already
    Kill him
    
    Fuckin' kill him
    Kill him already kill him
    Just fuckin' kill him.
    
    Fuckin' kill him.
    Fuckin' kill him already, kill him.
    I'll Fuckin' kill him.
    
    Fuckin' kill him.
    Kill him already, kill him.
    Kill him already
    Kill him
    Fuckin' kill him.
    Just fucking kill him.
    Fuckin' kill him.
    Kill him already, kill him
    Fuckin' kill him
    Kill him
    Fuckin' kill him already, kill him.
    Kill him
    Fuckin' kill him
    Kill him, just fuckin' kill him.
    Kill him already
    Kill him
    Amen.
  2. Squirrel Song

    Lyrics: Squirrel Song

    This is a sad fuckin' song
    We'll be lucky if I don't bust out crying
    How does it feel?
    Your nightlife, your curling iron
    Lit up by the sweat of others
    For many's the day
    But not from November to May
    The floor is littered
    With woodchips and apple cores
    And hulls of acorns
    There is a chattering sound
    Because they were squirrels, real squirrels
    And there were thousands
    This isn't some kind of metaphor
    Goddamn, this is real
  3. Mama Gina

    Lyrics: Mama Gina

    Oh, My Mama Gina
    Had a Sister, Angelina.
    
    If There Is a Heaven
    (Though I Think That There's no Heaven)
    She's Probably Dancing With You...
    She Liked to Dance; She Would've Liked You.
    
    When She Heard You Died
    My Pretty Girlfriend Cried
    And Cried and Cried
    And Cried and Cried
    And Cried and Cried and Cried and Cried...
    
    She Liked to Dance and She Would've Liked You.
  4. QRJ

    Lyrics: QRJ

    (Unintelligible radio voice)
    
    (Radio voice:)QRJ... QRJ...
  5. Ghosts

    Lyrics: Ghosts

    She's making ghosts
    She's so happy
    Ballroom dancing
    Spinning
    Falling ghosts
    Real ghosts
    Lonely or forever
    Real ghosts
    Didn't ask to be
    All her goodness
    All her goodness
    Pray she doesn't make you
    Pray she doesn't
    Or anyone you know
    
    (Unintelligible)
    
    Carnival worker
    Presidents
    Sacagawea
    Show jumper
    A television clown
    
    (Unintelligible)
    
    Madam Curie
    Ballerinas, she's crazy about ballerinas
    
    (Unintelligible)
  6. Song Against Itself

    Lyrics: Song Against Itself

    This Is the Song Against Itself
    It's of Two Minds of Its Own
    The Discussion Brough to Logical Conclusion
    It Follows Through
    But Is Not True
    
    We'll Just Write a Song Against Itself
    Why Do You Act Like You Don't Know
    What in the World I'm Talking About?
    It Follows Through
    You Have no Clue
    
    (I've Already Had It Up With You)
    (I've Already Had It Up With You)
    (I've Already Had It Up With You)
    (I've Already Had It Up With You)
    
    (I've Already Had It Up With You)
  7. Canaveral

    Lyrics: Canaveral

    Call It Canaveral
    I Won't Say His Name
    Could Have Had Anyone, He Didn't
    What Do You Think Could Make Him Stoop So Low?
    
    What Do You Think Could Make Him
    Stick His Hands in My Life
    What On Earth Could Make Him Stoop So Low?
    
    What Do You to Think Could Make Him
    Stick His Cock in My Wife
    What On Earth Could Make Him Stoop So Low?
    
    I'd Like to Put Him Up There in One
    I'd Like to See His Face
    I'd Like to Put Him Up There in One
    Blow Him Up Into Space
    He'll Fertilize the Rice in China
    With the Cinders of His Remains
    
    Want to Start a Country Somewhere
    On An Island Or An Archipelago
    Or a Peninsula, Or An Isthmus, Or a Fjord Or
    An Inlet, Or Even a Mountain
    Print Up Stamps and Money There
    And They'll All Have Oswalds Face *puric Mizra*
  8. New Number Order

    Lyrics: New Number Order

    Ok
    Here's what we're going to do
    We all know the numbers right?
    From zero to infinity
    Whatver
    Some other number with a mess of zeros behind it
    Here's what we're going to do
    We're gonna change the order
    Of these numbers
    To make things interesting
    
    Ok here we go:
    1 Million and 1
    Sixty-six
    1 Billion, twenty-five, seventy-five thousand
    1 Billion and eight, six, something
    Zero
    1 Million 1
    Twenty-two
    Seventy-five
    Eleven
    Eleven
    
    Ok this is the new order
    
    The New Number Order
  9. Shoe Song

    Lyrics: Shoe Song

    I still remember hearing your shoe hit the floor
    
    Do you get the same jokes as me?
    Do you get the jokes the same as me?
    I remember the first kiss
    I don't remember the last
    
    Smash my skull on the sidewalk with the truth
    I don't remember the last time
    I didn't know
    And I miss you
    I miss you.
  10. Watch Song

    Lyrics: Watch Song

    Hey man, I wanna have a fight with you
    Regardless of my feelings on the subject
    It appears that I am going to
    Give up the fight and get about it
    I paid more than anyone would advise for this watch
    And so far I am disappointed in it
    It beeps at me at noon and seven and five and I cannot turn
    Off the piece of shit
    Hey man hey!
    Hey man I wanna have a fight with you.
    And the way that you're behaving it's clear to me
    You would like to have one too
    So let's stop dancin'
    And do what we both came here to do
    Hey man hey!
    Hey!
    Hey man!
    Hey man, hey hey!
    Hey man, I wanna have a fight with you
    And the way that you're behaving it's clear to me
    You would like to have one too

Excellent Italian Greyhound (2007)

  1. The End of Radio

    Lyrics: The End of Radio

    is this thing on?
    can you hear me now?
    
    oh god
    is thing on?
    test test test test test test
    can you hear me now?
    as we come to the close of our broadcast day
    this is my farewell transmission
    signing off mr. and mrs. america all the ships at sea
    anyone within the sound of my voice
    i've got fifty thousand watts of power
    wanna ionise the air
    this microphone turns sound into electricity
    can you hear me now?
    out on route one twenty eight, the dark and lonely
    you got my radio on?
    can you hear me now?
    
    can you hear me now?
    can you hear me now?
    can you hear me now?
    it's the end of the radio
    
    that snaredrum
    that drum roll means we got a winner
    if you're the fifth caller, or any caller at all
    welcome to my top ten
    i'd like to thank our sponsor
    we haven't got a sponsor
    not if you were the last man on earth
    and she was prepared to prove it
    this one goes out to a special girl
    there is no special girl
    it's the end of the radio
    the last announcer plays the last record
    the last watt leaves the transmitter
    circles the globe in search of a listener
    
    can you hear me now?
    can you hear me now?
    can you hear me now?
    
    is it really broadcasting if there is noone there to receive?
    it's the end of radio
    as we come to the close of our broadcast day
    got my radio on
    
    can you hear me now?
    can you hear me now?
    can you hear me now?
    
    this is a test
    if this had been a real emergency
    hey hey!
    this is a real goddamn emergency
  2. Steady as She Goes

    Lyrics: Steady as She Goes

    Steady as she goes on with life
    She was walking down a hall
    I feel like I'm breaking
    She looks and calm and steady as she goes
    
    Steady as she goes on with life
    Does she think of me at all?
    I feel like I'm breaking
    As she goes on with life
    As she was walking down a hall
    Jesus Christ, I'm shaking
    If something shakes before it falls
    
    Steady as she goes on with life
    Does she think of me at all?
    I feel like I'm breaking
    As she goes on with life
    As she was walking down a hall
    Jesus Christ, I'm shaking
    If something shakes before it falls
    
    I did got my rifle
    Goes up through the (?)
    Jesus Christ, I'm shaking
    (?) get hope?
    Will I get home?
    Steady as she goes
    I feel like I'm breaking
    It's something great before it-
    
    Steady as she goes on with life
    She was walking down a hall
    I feel like I'm breaking
    As she goes-
    
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she goes
    Hold steady as she-
  3. Be Prepared

    Lyrics: Be Prepared

    I was born wearing pants
    be prepared
    I was born standing up
    be prepared
    don't be ashamed
    you were born unadored
    be prepared
    
    I was born in Portland, Oregon
    be prepared
    I was born with twenty bucks in my pocket
    be prepared
    don't be alarmed
    we mean you no harm
    be prepared
    
    I was born already bald
    be prepared
    I was born wearing spats and a dickie
    be prepared
    don't be ashamed
    you were born unadored
    be prepared
    be prepared
  4. Elephant
  5. Genuine Lulabelle
  6. Kittypants
  7. Boycott

    Lyrics: Boycott

    Don't say that you were thinking
    When you're there (?) for doing the right thing
    Oh broken moral compass
    Pointed straight to hell
    You better pray from that empty hole
    The empty hole that was your soul
    Do you believe your own lies
    When the cost is your friends' lives?
    
    Hey comrades take a stand
    He doesn't even get a shit about your band
    It's time to organize a boycott
    He only feels pain in the wallet
  8. Paco
  9. Spoke

Dude Incredible (2014)

  1. Dude Incredible

    Lyrics: Dude Incredible

    Oh my brothers and oh my other comrades
    Let's leave this place directly
    And go where the females congregate
    Some of us are tired and where we are is copasetic
    Fuck that, let's go, we can always eat along the way
    
    Suddenly we find ourselves surrounded
    By a group of strangers
    We resolve to fight them
    Even though we are outnumbered
    
    Oh my brothers, oh my other comrades
    This is how we fight them, it's terrific how we fight them
    Hand over hand over hand over hand
    This is how we travel
    The higher we go, the higher we go
    Hand over hand over hand over hand
    
    Suddenly, we are upon them
    Sunning themselves on the beach
    Some of them are none too fit but
    Some of them are spectacular
    
    Oh my brothers, oh my other comrades
    If I find myself in competition
    I will fight you ruthlessly
    Hand over hand over hand over hand
  2. Compliant
  3. You Came in Me
  4. Riding Bikes

    Lyrics: Riding Bikes

    Me and Ted were small
    And riding bikes along the wall,
    Stealing things and breaking things.
    I had my back, he had his,
    Each one had the other's.
    Doing things that made us whole,
    And somethings close to brothers.
    
    Time changed as strangest things
    Have become matters of contention;
    Some of things we've had to do,
    I'm not about to mention.
    I won't second-guess something
    Done in the panic of the moment.
    I'll admit, the scare requires
    Something like atonement.
    The men I answer to require
    Answers of this town
    Get your folks together, Ted
    The shit is coming down when
    (I'M) RIDING BIKES. AHHH! (repeat)
  5. All the Surveyors

    Lyrics: All the Surveyors

    Who walks the kings road?
    Who fears the king?
    Fuck the King!
    We should have buried you in the desert!
    Here come the surveyors.
    Let's show them.
    Let's show them some respect!
    Energy is mass multiplied by the speed of light squared.
    That's a big number,
    And you're pretty big; we've got more of you
    Than we can use.
    And the cameras in orbit will survey lines on the earth
    That show where the corn is,
    And the crater that we made out of you
    Times son-of-a-bitch squared
    Here come the surveyors.
    Let's show them.
    Caw!
  6. The People’s Microphone
  7. Gary
  8. Mayor/Surveyor
  9. Surveyor

To All Trains (2024)

  1. WSOD
  2. Girl From Outside
  3. Chick New Wave
  4. Tattoos
  5. Wednesday
  6. Scrappers
  7. Days Are Dogs

    Lyrics: Days Are Dogs

    I am today yelling instructions to tomorrow
    Begging its forgiveness for what all I do now
    Because these days are all dogs distracted by their assholes
    The smell of rotting carcasses warmed by the sun
    Half covered in snow but the parts left exposed
    Smell so delectable
    
    I am tonight and morning of tomorrow
    Doing penance for last week
    For the chances left untaken
    And things we didn't do because our safety is poison
    And we now have no regrets
    Without regrets we have no progress
    I'd rather have had syphilis and doubt
    You need me suffering you insensate lout
    
    I am the last day of your life lived beyond all expectation
    My wives and concubines are all fecund and pulchritudinous
    And I hope that that's correct the way that I used pulchritudinous
    I pity all the dead who are not here to witness
    Me, I'm rich as Croesus, sweet baby Jesus
    If I can't take it with me I'll have it all now
    
    I am the rattle here to trample you to death
    Unlucky you were cursed to have been born here first
    Between us and our desires
    Shitty trinkets and diversions that barely make it worth
    Crushing the life out of your chest
    
    Being frank I almost didn't
    Nearly stayed home watching baseball
    But last minute decided
  8. How I Wrote How I Wrote Elastic Man (cock & bull)
  9. Scabby the Rat
  10. I Don’t Fear Hell
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